Lyrics - Punk Rock Boys

I met this guy at the punk rock show
Awfully sweet but kinda slow
But he was hot and asked to dance
I decided I'd give him a chance

We end up hanging late that night
With liquor heavy appetites
He was awfully fun to have about
Until he opened up his mouth

I love you punk rock boys
I love you punk rock boys

But I'd love you even more
If you weren't so dumb

I love combat boots, not blue suede shoes
but fuck you guys can be obtuse
Going through life a bit confused
Chasing highs and self abuse

I love you punk rock boys
But fuck you can be dumb

A friend of mine brought a friend of his
to one of our various jam sessions
A sussed up kid from another city
Full of lines he thought were witty

He started talking anarchy
Acting like he was an authority
As if his degree in management
Could make his argument less shit

I love you punk rock boys
I love you punk rock boys

But I'd love you even more
If you weren't so dumb

I mean, I'm not really looking for MENSA here